Weird Shit on Korean TV: Ass Play

You guys, do you even understand how many Google search hits I’m going to get with that title? Welcome, Fetishists!

In this week’s installation of “Weird Shit on Korean TV” I give you wonders the likes of which you would never see on prime time TV back home. I cannot fully explain what transpired; we are all the lesser for it. It was a magical time and place in the world, and all too brief. Behold:

Men in unitards – off to a good start.
okay, i’m with you so far. But the, uh, red scarf threaded between the legs? Explain.
Lift with your legs, bro. Wait….what?
WAIT WHAT

much yanking, clenching of buttocks and self-imposed genital mutilation
defeat? only…how was that supposed to end?
what kind of friends give unsolicited ass massages? man-permed (mermed?) friends.
batter up
correct positioning is key
so it begins…
that’s the face you make when you hear your own testicles popping. Blondie is equally alarmed.
oh good another butt close up. i was worried about those dowel rods.
WAIT WHAAAAAAAAT
You guys, do you see this?! He snapped the dowels in half when they were practically inside his colon with a combination of brute force (the dumbbell over-the-head pull) and rectal compression. I really wish I had better pictures of that moment, but at the time I had passed out from the unexpected influx of Crazy.
Triumph! Rejoicing!
the victor rests…
…while Merm attends the damaged orifice.

This all comes from the super popular Korean comedy show called Muhan Dojeon (“Infinite Challenge” if that helps illuminate why they were competing to break things with impractical body parts) and you can read about it in English here, but I think these pictures tell you pretty much all you need to know. And why it’s been on TV for a trillion years.

2 responses to “Weird Shit on Korean TV: Ass Play

  1. I watch this! Even good when you have no idea what they’re saying!

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